- Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
- Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
- Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live
- Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
- Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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